Sofia's Travel Story



10 bad jokes

1. After Xiao Ming quarreled with me, he ran out door. I followed him for several blocks and ripped out door of my house...

10 bad jokes

2. Nuva laughed as she pinched ground, and Pangu asked her what was wrong. Nuva said: “The most important thing for a person is to be happy.”

10 bad jokes

3. On Saturday I went to doctor, after half an hour the doctor asked: "Have you seen enough?"

10 bad jokes

4. There used to be a man named Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't hear it...

10 bad jokes

5. Toothpick was walking along road and saw a hedgehog. She stopped and waved: "Bus!"

10 bad jokes

6. The pig went and went to England, what did she become? ——pig...

10 bad jokes

7.Two bananas went to store one after other and banana in front of me was very hot so I took off my clothes and guess what happened? —— Banana fell from behind...

10 bad jokes

8. At CET-4 and CET-6 English exams, I greeted an aunt from hostel who was very happy and wished me 100 points on exam...

10 bad jokes

9. Yunnan friend got poisoned by eating wild mushrooms and felt like a milkshake. Press top of your head firmly, slow down, I'll spill it!

10 bad jokes

10.One day a duckling confessed to a little chicken: "Chicken, I love you." : "You don't have to duck."